This song sucksssssssssssssssssss…

but this little CHINA has TOTALLY REDEEMED the appeal of this video::::::::::::::

Deadbeats, fatty’s, and drug addicts are back on the market::::::::::::::::

according to the ONION:::::::::::::::

At a Christian rock festival.

A place that he definitely SHOULD NOT INHABIT:::::::::::::

All I gotta say is,

It could have been worse.

But, it’s safe to say that FAKE AERATED TUBE CHEESE isn’t first thing on the menu when one wakes up:::::::

for real:::::::::::::

I like when people make fun of themselves::::::::::::::

A befitting encore to the previous “GUTS” post:::::::::

This one used to kill me as a kid::::::::::::::

It might not evoke the same fit of laughter now, but you’ll probably appreciate it needless to say::::

If you were born between 1980- 1990, you not only KNOW what Nickelodeon GUTS is, but you F’ing LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The following clip is an EPIC sampling of WHY we loved GUTS (aside from MO and Mike O’Mally’s nauseatingly obvious sexual tension):::::

When you’re THIS KID, you are deemed by your classmates as one of the COOLEST kids in school for simply having been on GUTS!!!!!!!!!!

And then, you have to go and be a total douche bag::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

I got salmon on my head….but don’t cal me salmon head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little Andy Milonakis reference for ya!

Candy.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

BBQ.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

CANDY BBQ…………………………………………

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

“Call up your dentist……….tell him he’s a little b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”