Only in NEW YORK would subway-goers not even FLINCH at the sight of this::::::::::::

it’s half the way to dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnner::::::::::::

Check out the Produce guy…..

he’s ready to lose his sh*t:::::::::::::::::

Michael Jackson Steez’

Can you imagine being caught in the middle of this mess?

F’IN SLEAZE?????
YES!

FUNNY AS HELL??
DOUBLE YES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The TERROR in this guy’s face::::::::::::

Some people are asking for public shame!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE….not Chris Farley….

THIS KID::::::::::::::

IS ONE OF MY GODS:::::::::

for the following reasons::::::